Some silly essays

Newsletter for 1996.
Newsletter for 1995.
Newsletter for 1994.
Welcome to Purdue... by the way, the English department thinks you're an idiot.
Newsletter for 1993.
Newsletter for 1992.
New York Vacation 1991.
Dorms are Dorms.
Birth -- A short story.

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